Who came up with the names for these free Degree Women Fine Fragrance samples? Delicious Bliss sounds like a brand of dark chocolate, Sexy Intrigue rings like a cliche-filled cheap romance novel, and Classic Romance is what I’ve studied all my life. Why just last night, I wrote a 90 page paper on the origins of their numerals, going back to the Etruscan society.
Wait, that didn’t say Classic Romans? Ohhh, romance, yeah I have no idea what I’m doing when it comes to that department. My only move is to start crying and hope she takes pity on me.