EDIT: No more freebies in stock!
Folks, I would like to welcome our new galactic freebie overlords, Sam’s Club. They’ve got yet another freebie available, free Downy Ultra detergent, and the best part is that it doesn’t require a member ID. Of course, the downside is that we all have new overlords. Hopefully they’re kinder than my previous ones. You’d like that imaginary talking flower pots would be cute and cuddly, but man, did they force me to do some mean, heavy stuff.
*curls up in the fetal position and begins whimpering*
[via Chris again]