I suddenly have the urge to thaw a frozen bag of spaghetti.
Oh well, I’ll shake it off, ’cause now we’re talking! Most freebies are little trinkets or small prizes, at best, but this free Fixodent toothpaste via Facebook finally promises to do something serious for us! Oh, no, I’m not a fighting man. Most of my dents were self-inflicted.
And you know what? My dentist never recommended Fixodent to me, meaning he’s either a fraud or that stamp is trying to pull a fast one on us.
I’m all over the place this morning. I probably should have stopped at my 10th cup of coffee.
EDIT: Those of us living in AZ, CT, DC, IA, KS, MA, NY, ND, OH, RI, VT are screwed. Apparently those of us living in the NYC have clean enough breath as it is, which I strongly disagree with.
EDIT #2: So this isn’t toothpaste. Oops.