From noon to 5 pm today, Saturday June 5, you can get a free scoop of Friendly’s ice cream. I’m uncertain if you get extra ice cream for in fact being friendly. I plan on complimenting the heck out of my server just in case.
My, what beautiful eyes you have! *giant smile* Say, is that a new haircut? *extra big, fairly creepy smile* I love the new coat of paint you put on your house. Hey…wait…why are you filing a restraining order?