Whenever my family gets together for the holidays, somebody gets sick. Every freaking time! That’s why this year I’m taking a preemptive approach and forcing everybody who comes home to take boat loads of medication. Got a sniffle? Here, take these vitamin D pills. Watched a movie where somebody vomited? That’s it, you’re chugging a bottle of Pepto-Bismol. I’m not playing around this year.
Of course, this is going to cost me a little more money than I’d like, so I’ll be using a few coupons, such as: