I like cereal.
No, seriously. I really like cereal. Like Cheese in the wonderful cartoon Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends. If you get me a box of cereal, expect it gone in a week. And that’s if I’m having a slow week. I’ve been known to devour boxes of cereal in an hour and a half to two, and sometimes a day or two. It all depends on the whole “sugar to oats” ratio. It’s an important one.
For example, take this free sample of Honey Bunches of Oats Cereal. A full sized box of that would last me maybe 3-4 days. Whereas, a box of Corn Pops would last me about 2 hours. A box of Honey Nut Clusters cereal might last me on the upside of a week, just because it’s my favorite cereal and I try to make it last, but a box of Frosted Cheerios wouldn’t stand me more than 90 minutes.
Needless to say, though, I think I’ll be bringing a bottle of milk with me to check the mail for the next 6-8 weeks, just so I can finish this before I even get home.
EDIT 9/6: Have to watch this one daily. The availability comes and goes. So if you haven’t gotten it yet and they’re out today? Check back tomorrow.
[via the forums]