EDIT: Looks like the organic cows are out of milk!
Ok, let’s try and regroup here. This week’s freebies haven’t been too kind in terms of A) staying alive or B) making me feel intelligent. Apparently that Gain laundry detergent I posted had always said it was just a scent card. I no gooder at readinger.
Whatever. Let’s plow forward like true Hiffers. Hey, did you know every time I type out “hiffers,” my brain instinctively tries to type “heifers.” Why? I don’t know, but it’s an awesome segue into this! That was a pretty smooth, huh? I’m like a seasoned news anchor who should…wait. Back it up a minute. They’re giving away free milk? Through the mail? Ah…are they giving away free hospital visits as well? Hmmm…this might be a freebie to test out on the siblings in the name of science. Of course, “science” being codeword for “preserving Goob’s health.”
You can also sign up for some. I signed up, but no word on what exactly the coupons are good for.