Every October it seems like a bazillion free calendar offers appear (free Joyce Meyer 2010 calendar, anyone?) and yet only two or three ever show up. Sure, that may be enough for most people, but I need at least a dozen calendars. I figure one per wall in each of the three rooms I spend most of my time in should balance out my horrible memory capacity. It’s so bad that…wait, where am I? Who the heck are you people?!*
* I’m almost certain I’ve made that joke before and yet I can’t remember when! See, I’m not kidding, my memory is horrendous!