Sweet! I’ve always wanted some elixir. Every fantasy story seems to have a magical elixir in it that rejuvenates the hero or gives folks super powers or even brings people back from the dead. Here’s to hoping thisis no different!
Heck, just glancing at the description looks promising. “DNA protection” sounds promising – I’d hate to develop flying abilities only to also turn into a bird or something. I like how it “adapts to (my) unique cellular needs” too because that’s a big gripe I have with my cells. They’re so needy! Oxygen, water, amino acids, minerals – enough all ready! I’m trying to live my life here too, ya know?! But man, once I get this elixir, look out world! I’ll become unstoppable!