EDIT: They took down the “free sample” link, so I think this is Hiffed.
Some people might think this post should be about free Lipton green tea, but that’s too shortsighted for me. Instead, I’d like to pick up the torch for a much more important campaign: why do we only have green tea?! I know there’s white and black tea as well, but we deserve more than that! Where’s our blue tea? Red tea sounds delicious! Come on people, we have to fight for what’s important to us!
Scientists, stop trying to cure fatal diseases and start working on rainbow-colored tea. I’m pretty sure we’re all in agreement as to which is more important.