The next free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic is Saturday, April 10 and baseball! Baseball, baseball, baseball! Ah, baseball is back, and it’s glorious. Sure the Mariners are already displaying the variety of ways they know to lose games, but oh well.
People always want to know the key to happiness and it’s easy. Just follow a crappy sports team with undying dedication! It teaches two important life lessons: how to find the silver lining in anything and the best way to heckle an under-performing outfielder.