Yes! Finally! Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for somebody to develop a real life potion that revitalizes you after only a few sips? It’s been near the top of my Dream List for years, only behind a hovercar, butler robot, and an army of killer bees. Heck, at this rate, I’ll have my very own space ship by 2020.
Wait a minute…this free Mana Potion pack only comes with some stickers and temporary tattoos? [Insert loud groan of disappointment here] You know, that sound is slowly becoming my official theme.