EDIT: This freebie has been recalled. If you received it, please stop using it immediately.
Marlboro is offering a free 3-in-1 tool that contains a flashlight, compass, and match holder. Now when I get lost in the woods, I can remain lost since I don’t know how to use a compass, light the trees on fire to signal any rescue planes which probably won’t be looking for me, then tell myself scary ghost stories before starving to death. Thanks Marlboro!
If you’re having trouble finding the offer, log-in with the link above then come back and click the link again. It should then take you straight to the signup form.