EDIT: These are no longer available.
Is there a vitamin for taking too many vitamins? If so, I need to find it and subscribe a dose for a few of my family members. Remember how in X-Men or Heroes all of the mutant humans were explained as having evolved? Yeah, I think some of the people I know are hoping to speed up that process by taking a dump truck’s load worth of vitamins every day. And heck, I’m gonna fuel that addiction and tell them about this 14 day supply of free Nature Made vitamins.
Why? Because I’m sick of driving and walking everywhere, dang it! I was promised a hover car by this point in my life and if I can’t have one of those, I’ll settle for a family member who can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
[via the forums]