EDIT: This freebie from Walmart is no longer available.
Even without containing nicotine, I wonder how effective this free NicoDerm patch is. I don’t think it’d really help cure any of us to our addiction to freebies, though. So what good is it to us, not really having what its supposed to have, but just more being a glorified sticker? I’ve concocted a list of three things we could use this free patch for:
1) Sealing an envelope to a friend to congratulate them on quitting smoking cold turkey.
2) Sticking to your forehead to hide your third eye.
3) Covering up that unsightly blackhead or blemish before your big date.
I’m sure the other possibilities are endless!
[via the forums]