EDIT: These are no longer available.
I have no idea what a free Origins Plantscription anti-aging serum is, but from the sounds of it plants are now prescribing drugs. Well that’s just great. How come I got skipped over on the whole “able to prescribe meds” chain? I’d make a great doctor. Gruff attitude? Check. Crude handwriting? You betcha. Excellent knowledge of the human body?
Eh, two out of three is good enough.