EDIT: We Hiffed it.
Again! Walmart has refreshed their free Orville Redenbacher’s Pop Up Bowl supply, so there’s no reason why you shouldn’t get free popcorn in six weeks. I don’t even want to hear “but I don’t have a microwave!” as an excuse. Get the free bag, build a bonfire, and toss it in. Then wait two minutes and see who can catch the most popcorn projectiles with their mouth.