EDIT: This Walmart freebie is no longer available.
I’ve come to believe that whenever Wal Mart opens up a new freebie offer, like they have with this free Pantene Pro-V Expressions, that we need some sort of alert system for people to learn about it before it dies. I say we just use the Emergency Broadcast System, because ever since I was a little boy, I’ve waited for it to go off and NOT be a test.
The only way this can happen without a massive national disaster is if we commander it in the name of Freebies. Come on, who would complain about this? People would see it going off, think aliens are zombies were attacking us, and then feel relieved and overcome with joy that it’s only a freebie alert. There’s gotta be some way we can make this happen.