Why does this free Pantene Pro-V shampoo have “Pro-V” in the name? What is a Pro V and why do I want my hair to have it? Is my hair amateur right now? Am I just a Q or B? And why do I want to just stop at V? Can I get to a Master-Z?
These are the types of things I spend my days pondering. No, no, I don’t want your pity!
[via the forums]