Tylenol is giving awayshowing people how to…keep moving? Have we really gotten to the point where we need an instructional video on how to stay active throughout our daily routines? Allow me to save you some time.
Step 1: Start walking.
Step 2: After a while, make a bunch of left turns so that you’re now heading towards home.
Step 3: Accept the fact that you’ve gotten lost, but refuse to ask for directions.
Step 4: Decide to ask for directions, but do not panic when you realize you haven’t seen another soul for hours.
Step 5: Think back to your favorite childhood story, Jungle Book, and draw lessons from it by approaching the first helpful bear you see.
Step 6: While awaiting inevitable search party, remember this simple mnemonic device – Leaves of three, eat with glee!
Step 7: Beam with pride as rescue crews marvel at all the weight you’ve recently lost.
[via Michele – thanks!]