I’m the type of guy who can fall asleep anywhere, anytime. I’d argue it’s one of my best skills, right up there with balancing a spoon on my nose and burping the alphabet. Luckily we have free pillow scents for anyone not quite as blessed as myself. Apparently pleasant smells help you sleep better, which is news to me. My room smells like … you know what? I’m not gonna finish that sentence.