Look, we all know I’m not very good of making jokes about feminine products. So thankfully for me, the pictures on the Wal Mart page for these free Playtex sports tampons did the job for me. Seriously, those have to be the worst pictures ever. The first one looks like a giant plastic whiffle bat, the next one looks like a white flower, and the final one looks like two fluffy pillows with a tail. Good thing I can read, otherwise I’d sign up thinking I was about to get a magic baseball bat that sprouted flowers and cushions when I swung it.
Actually, that sounds like a great freebie. If somebody could get on it and invent one of those, that’d be great. Thanks.