It’s a well known fact that these free Power Pill Extreme Energy pills are filled with 100% pure cut pixie stick powder. ((By which I mean I completely made that fact up.)) If that doesn’t give you a little pick-me-up, then you’re probably a robot and should avoid further human contact lest you accidentally crush a loved one during a hug.
I know this site looks a little suspect, but their Facebook page is filled with photos of the product, company swag, and cars they’re driving around the country. If there’s one common trait amongst spammers, it’s that they’re too lazy to put that much detail into a fake freebie. Well, plus they’re all a word that rhymes with glassmole.