This freebie has been available since the dawn of time. It never dies.
The free Prilosec OTC offer has returned with Larry the Cable Guy as a spokesperson. I like how he’s labeled as an “actual Prilosec user.” How is that verified? Are we working off the Honor Code or does P&G hire somebody to follow him around and monitor his activity? Would they go so far as to force him to take it? I’d want the job of shooting Prilosec pills at his mouth with a t-shirt cannon from across the room. If that job doesn’t exist, it should. Or what if they believe him but he hasn’t eaten any spicy food for a while? I’m guessing a guy in a dark suit with sunglasses walks up to him, hands him a plate of Thai food, and silently motions towards it.
Okay, time to lay off the coffee.