EDIT: No longer available!
Thank goodness Walmart is giving away this free Salon Secret Shampoo & Conditioner because otherwise I think I’d have trouble using it. The last time I put some unknown substance in my hair, it turned out to be a concoction that was pretty much Nair. In fact, if I remember correctly, that sparked the fabled Roommate War of Ought-Three. It was long and brutal, but four rotten eggs, a box of crickets, and one untimely stolen spark plug (among other things) allowed me to emerge victorious. I’m a force to be reckoned with, just as long as it involves goofy pranks and revenge!