EDIT: They removed the “get sample” button, so they’re probably out of stock.
Hiffers, you have a mission. Freebie companies are now frequently releasing offers that coincide with popular events, dates, or traditions. Case in point, Sam’s Club’s free Slim Fast peanut butter snack bar that just so happens to come out when millions of Americans are pondering losing pounds.
So here’s what we need to do. Let’s make a new tradition of giving away cakes, chocolates, and cookies to each other on March 5. Imagine the possibilities! Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts will have no choice but to give away free donuts that day. Hershey’s and Betty Crocker could set up rebates on chocolate milk and brownies. Mars could bring back their 100,000 free coupons!
Okay, deep breaths, Goob. I’m hyperventilating just thinking about it.