EDIT: This is no longer available.
We here at Hey, It’s Free! Labs don’t endorse smoking or chewing tobacco as a top habit to get addicted to. Personally, we recommend getting hooked on petting bunnies. It’s a heck of a lot healthier and women think they’re cute to boot. But just because Goob and Adam don’t happen to chew or smoke, that doesn’t mean other freebie fanatics out there don’t either, so I guess that means it’s okay to post thisoffer. But you can only sign up for it on one condition: you must promise to pet a bunny and/or something equally as fluffy!