Copenhagen has updated their site and you can now get a. I went with the flask, although this really isn’t a flask in my view. It’s more a thermos. If I can’t hide it in my coat pocket and sneak it into a movie, doctor’s office, or baby shower, then it losses its flask privileges.
Also, let me preemptively get this out of the way: no, I don’t endorse tobacco products. No, I don’t censor freebies. Yes, I know it’s a lot of personal information, but tobacco (and alcohol) companies are required to collect it by federal law so that minors aren’t on their sites.
I feel like a robot right about now. The world’s most boring, stodgy robot. Oh great, Japanese scientists just showed up wanting to replicate me!