Okay, that’s it. I’m taking a stand here, ladies and gentlemen. Enough already with the different fragrances and smells. I’m of course talking about things like this free Tide Simple Pleasures Laundry Detergent. I let your lemon spritz and windbreeze scents slide by. I even let your more absurd pringtime fresh and mountain sparkling water smells have a free pass. But enough is enough. I just want my clothes to smell clean, which means I don’t want them smelling like anything! Nothing! Just get the dirt out of my shirts, the ketchup out of my pants, and let that be that!