EDIT: They’ve run out of toothpaste.
Look for a box on the right side of this page for some free Tom’s of Maine Silly Strawberry toothpaste. How silly is it? If you listen closely, you’ll be able to hear it giggling at 3am after staying up too late and getting punchy.
Also, while on the signup page, look at the kid up top. It looks like somebody squirted toothpaste in her eyes.