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What the what!? First he gave away toothpaste and now I find free Tom’s Shoes bracelets are being offered? Who is this mysterious Tom fellow and how come he gives away so many thing? Eh, you’re right, it’s probably best not to ask too many questions.
It’s like my Dad used to say, the Provenzano family down the street are nothing more than a nice, close knit family who always wear sunglasses and three-piece suits. Only an idiot would ask if they were in the mob and thus I deserved my black eye. He then disconnected all of our phones and moved us three states over, but I never figured out why.