“Today is shaping up to be a pretty good day overall for freebies. Target, your move.”
Well, well, well. What happens less than two hours after writing the sentence above? Target releases a new free TUMS chewy delights offer! This means:
- I’m a psychic,
- My wishes today are granted, or
- It’s just coincidence.
Guess there’s only one way to find out. Your move, bikini-clad supermodel who digs me and wants to shower me with love, money, and affection. I’ll be waiting by the front door.
[thanks to Sample Stuff!]