EDIT: They are charging for shipping now.
Apparently this free udder ointment sample is pretty easy to get, just by asking for it in the comments box. To me, I don’t know what I’d use it on, seeing I lost my udders when I lost all of my excess weight and became all skin and bones… Oh wait, this goes on your feet? Why don’t they just call it that, then?! Their name is udderly ridiculous!