EDIT: Who wants to be a pallbearer for this freebie?
This free Vaseline Intensive Rescue lotion looks awful similar to a bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo to me. Which is pretty dangerous, because early in the morning I never have my contacts in. The last thing I need is everything in the bathroom to look the same through my blurry eyes. Before long, I’ll be washing my hair with toothpaste and brushing my teeth with lotion!