EDIT: This is now dead.
If you’re anything like me, you’re scared to death of opening that cabinet in the kitchen right above the microwave because you know the second you do, you’ll be buried in 900 free water bottles. They’ll come tumbling since you’ve stuffed way too many in there and then you’ll never be able to cram them all back in and meanwhile, you’re busy trying to pick which one you want to take to the park with you and finally you become too flustered and just plop back down in front of the computer to see what you can find on YouTube. What, I’m the only one who does this?
[via the forums]