I blame the new Starbucks offer on why I cut myself shaving this morning. Sure, I sliced myself a good 3 minutes after the Starbucks commercial came on, but I hypothesize that’s because I’m a bit slow in the morning. Case in point: I was shaving with toothpaste.
Anyway, in case you haven’t seen the commercials, if you stop in at Starbucks between October 2 and 5 and take part in their VIA Taste Challenge, you’ll get a coupon for a free Starbucks Tall brewed coffee on your next visit. Of course, for me, “next visit” means walking outside, spinning in a circle, then venturing back in. I call it the Reverse Grandpa Simpson.