Free Haagen-Dazs Cone Day

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Did you know the free Haagen-Dazs cone day is Tuesday, May 12 from 4-8 pm? You did? Well that means either somebody already told you or you’re a mind-reader. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU WARLOCK!

I have to commend the person / robot / brilliant dog running the Haagen-Dazs website. They added a simple filter to their store locator to show locations participating in this freebie. Bravo.

*begins slow clap*

Coupon: Free Waffle House Waffle

Free Waffle House Waffle

If there’s one thing I’ve learned running HIF, it’s that Hiffers love free waffles. Enjoy.

You’ll thank me the next time you’re out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you’re thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.

The coupon doesn’t expire until May 24, 2015 so there’s no rush on killing those brain cells. Note it’s only valid Monday-Friday!

Free Muller Yogurt & SavingStar News

Dear Savingstar,

*sips water*

*clears throat*

BOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Starting in May, the day and frequency of our 100% cash-back Freebie offers will change. Instead of appearing every Friday, Freebies can appear at any time.

Want to be first to know when our Freebies are coming? Earn our new SavingStar Premier Saver status and you’ll get advance notice of Freebies before they go live on our site and app, and before the limited quantities are gone. In order to achieve and maintain Premier Saver status, redeem 6 qualifying* offers each calendar month and we’ll notify you before anyone else about the next calendar month’s Freebies!

In other words.

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Luckily Kroger is offering free Müller yogurt, so it’s not a complete loss. Still, experience has taught us to vastly lower our expectations when companies move from “freebie every week” to “freebie for select customers whenever we feel like it.” My guess is they’ll end the freebies altogether by the end of this year.

Free Walgreens 8×10 Photo Print

Free Walgreens Photo Print

This freebie has returned with a new code.

Desktop users can get a free 8×10 photo print at Walgreens with checkout code FREE2PRINT through May 9. I sure hope the photo is Free2Shoebox as well.

As always, make sure to select in-store pickup to avoid any shipping fees.

Free Water Bottle

Free Water Bottle

Camel is giving away free water bottles that you get to customize no less. Mine features a wolf wearing a helmet alongside a tiger donning a fedora because … well why not?!

Click Activities then Bottle Lab to get to the freebie section.

EDIT: A few people had trouble finding where to click, so I made this handy visual guide.

Free Nexcare Give Bandages

Free Nexcare Bandaids

Note: This form has been on Facebook in previous years but has moved off it for 2015!

June 14 is World Blood Donor Day, which has to be the least fun world holiday out there. Giving blood is something I used to do regularly before I went through chemo and I miss it. Well, I miss the cookies and responding with “because I gave blood!” whenever people sneeringly asked why I napped that afternoon. My consolation is still qualifying for free Nexcare Give bandages. They might not taste as good as cookies, but if you’re eating them you probably shouldn’t be donating blood in the first place.

Free Prilosec OTC

This freebie has been available since the dawn of time. It never dies.

The free Prilosec OTC offer has returned with Larry the Cable Guy as a spokesperson. I like how he’s labeled as an “actual Prilosec user.” How is that verified? Are we working off the Honor Code or does P&G hire somebody to follow him around and monitor his activity? Would they go so far as to force him to take it? I’d want the job of shooting Prilosec pills at his mouth with a t-shirt cannon from across the room. If that job doesn’t exist, it should. Or what if they believe him but he hasn’t eaten any spicy food for a while? I’m guessing a guy in a dark suit with sunglasses walks up to him, hands him a plate of Thai food, and silently motions towards it.

Okay, time to lay off the coffee.

Free Comic Book Day

Free Comic Book

Saturday, May 2 is the annual free comic book day! All you have to do is stop by your nearest location and pick one up for … the kids at home? Surrrrre it’s for them.

Free Juicy Pop Candy

I’m only posting Kroger’s free Juicy Drop Pop, Taffy or Gummies offer because SavingStar didn’t properly renew their SSL license. In non-nerd talk, that’s basically like using a fake ID to get into a bar. It’s usually not a big deal and is easily fixed, so hopefully it’s all working properly in time for next week’s offer. And if not, no worries, because we have candy!

Free Nutrish Pet Food

Free Rachael Ray Zero Grain Dog Food

Rachael Ray’s Nutrish site should allow you to request either free salmon cat food or turkey & potato dog food. This offer always dies fast so good luck!