Free 50 Shades of Grey Astroglide

Free 50 Shades of Grey Astroglide

To find the signup form for free 50 Shades of Grey Astroglide samples, scroll to the bottom of their site. I’m still stuck at the very top and growing more confused by the second. I thought this was meant for human use, but evidently mannequins too? Is that how more mannequins are made? Was this actually a documentary?

Whoa. I may need to sit down.

Free Pet Lifeforce Nutrition Nuggets

Free Pet Lifeforce Nutrition Nuggets

“Nutrition” and “nuggets” rarely find themselves neighbors in a sentence. I bet these free dog or cat LifeFORCE Super Nutrition nuggets aren’t made at McDonald’s.

Free Fancy Feast Broths Cat Food

Free Fancy Feast Broths Cat Food

Look for the staring cat above to sign up for a free Fancy Feast Broths cat food sample. He’ll even give you a high five on the confirmation page! I consider my day officially Made.

Free Caudalie Premier Cru the Elixer

Free Caudalie Premier Cru the Elixer

Let’s see, what wordplay do I get to work with today? Ah, here’s some free … Caudalie Premier Cru the Elixer?

… …

I’m gonna need way more coffee.

Free Baking Soda & Greek Yogurt

free arm & hammer baking soda

They might not be the sexiest Freebie Friday duo, but SavingStar’s free Arm & Hammer Baking Soda and Kroger’s free Yoplait Greek Yogurt just moved in down the block.

Free Arby’s Jalapeno Hushpuppies

free arbys hushpuppies

This coupon for free Arby’s jalapeno hushpuppies is valid today only. However the heartburn and indigestion will easily last through the weekend!

Free Chick-fil-a Coffee

free chick-fil-a coffee

I somehow missed this offer, but Hiffer Rachel thankfully pointed out that Chick-fil-a is giving away either a free small hot coffee or medium iced coffee all day for the month of February.

This is a sweeter freebie than anything Punxsutawney Phil has ever brought us. Unless he gets partial credit for Groundhog Day?

[thanks to Hiffer Rachel for sending this in!]

Free Gevalia Coffee

free gevalia coffee

Pinch.me is hosting a direct signup form for free Gevalia coffee. Meanwhile my brain is storing as much writer’s block as it can get ahold of.

Free Biotrue Contact Lens Solution

Free Biotrue Contact Solution

This freebie was originally posted on May 8, 2013 and is available again!

Free Biotrue contact lens solution is still available if you answer you’ve never tried Biotrue before. If it only offers a coupon, then the sample has expired yet again. And of course you can print a ton of contact lens solution coupons via HIF’s Coupon Database!

I love the confirmation message. “Did you know that 9 out of 10 prefer Biotrue over their usual lens solution? People can’t stop talking about how great it makes their contact lenses feel.” Really? I’ve worn contacts since I was 13 years old and have spent a grand total of 24 seconds talking about my lens solution, all of which were spent on this post.

Free Friskies Lucky 7 Cat Food

free friskies cat food

EDIT: The signup form seems bugged now, but it worked for me 20 minutes ago.

Make sure your speakers are turned to 11 since the site for free Friskies Lucky 7 cat food is looping some sweet jazz music. Your first impulse may be to mute but try leaving it playing while you sign up. It won’t help you get a sample any faster but it will cause you to eventually reach a breaking point and go mad. Talk about a fun Monday activity!