EDIT: They took down the “free sample” link, so I think this is Hiffed.

Some people might think this post should be about free Lipton green tea, but that’s too shortsighted for me. Instead, I’d like to pick up the torch for a much more important campaign: why do we only have green tea?! I know there’s white and black tea as well, but we deserve more than that! Where’s our blue tea? Red tea sounds delicious! Come on people, we have to fight for what’s important to us!

Scientists, stop trying to cure fatal diseases and start working on rainbow-colored tea. I’m pretty sure we’re all in agreement as to which is more important.

Remember the free tomato seeds from Campbell’s that we posted back in March? Well the offer is still available! Hopefully by now your tomato plant is full of delicious fresh produce, but if you missed the initial offer, feel free to sign up now and try your luck.

In order to get the seeds, you have to vote for which barn you’d like to save. Campbell’s will donate up to $250,000 and each vote is worth $1, so you’ll not only be getting a freebie, but helping a charity. After voting, you’ll need to enter a code off the bottom of your Campbell’s soup can. In case you don’t have any in the cupboard, here are a few previous codes that worked last time around.

P8039 – U6 – Cheddar Cheese
P5 – 25 – Chicken Noodle
P5 – 03 – Cream of Chicken
EST4C – 29 – Bean with Bacon
EST4C – 11 – Beef w/vegetables

[via Jan - thanks!]

I’ve never heard of Successful Living magazine, but I’m a fan of both succeeding and living, so I’m game for a free subscription. To be honest, I probably shouldn’t sign up for any more free magazines. I already have a stack of unread ones sitting next to my desk that is at least a foot high. At its current rate of growth, it will be large enough to topple upon me within weeks. There are some interesting ways to die, but being crushed under a mountain of freebies doesn’t sound like my cup of tea.

EDIT: Barnacles. As Jennifer pointed out in the comment, some folks are saying their local Kroger isn’t carrying this deal. Instead, the two card games ring up for $2.50 total. Not a bad deal, but not quite free.

Story time! It should come as no surprise that I was a goofball in college and took every opportunity to procrastinate. One year my roommate was studying to be a lawyer and our favorite game was imaging the worst name for his future law firm. The best I came up with involved a local auditorium (The Koger Center), one of my favorite Seinfeld characters (Mr. Kruger), and our nearby grocery store (Kroger). The end result was Koger, Kruger, and Kroger! I can’t even say it once without laughing, but then again, I’m an idiot.

Speaking of Kroger, they currently have a deal where you can get two free Hasbro card games! You’ll need a copy of yesterday’s (Nov. 15) USA Weekend, where you’ll find a BOGO Hasbro coupon on page 3. Then head to Kroger, where they also have BOGO Hasbro sale (no coupon needed). If you then buy two Hasbro games for $6.99 and use the coupon from USA Weekend, you’ll get both free during checkout. This could make for an excellent donation to Toys For Tots or for a Christmas gift!

The Target Coupon Generator also has a BOGO coupon available for the Hasbro Monopoly Deal or Scrabble Slam card games, so you could use the USA Weekend coupon there as well!

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It’s a new day in a new week, so let’s get this party started with a free Tampax Pearl sample from Walmart! Unfortunately I’m out of Tampax Pearl jokes¹, so uh, let’s just talk about our weekend. Or better yet, let’s chat about what we plan on doing this week. No, no, how about our hopes and dreams! Ah, there’s so much fun stuff to talk about, I better get everything I want to say typed out before I hit the end of this post.

*word limit reached*

Aw man!

1. On second thought, what’s up with the frumpy woman holding a present? [↩]

EDIT: Their site is currently down for maintenance and there’s a chance that this offer won’t be available when it comes back up. The 50 free photo cards offer is still valid, however.

EDIT #2: The free ornament offer is no longer available, however the free 50 custom photo cards is still valid.

Final Edit on 11/17: Please read the SeeHere Updates post that I just published.

As if the free 50 custom photo cards weren’t awesome enough (some people have even commented that they’ve already received their cards!), you can now get a free SeeHere custom Christmas ornament worth $12.99. Just like their previous offer, shipping is free, and the code you’ll need to use is mallornament. Make sure you select one of the two $12.99 ornaments, because those are the ones that work with this code.

Their site is slow as molasses since so many people are trying to get the freebie, but the code doesn’t expire until 3/31/2010, so you’ve got plenty of time. Hopefully the ornament arrives before Christmas, because who wants an ornament in February?

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Sirius radio is offering a free download of Martha Stewart’s Thanksgiving Hotline Recipes cookbook. Maybe this Thanksgiving I’ll whip up something a bit more fancy than my usual peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I was hoping it’d also have some stock tips, but oh well, at least the desserts look tasty!

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These free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinics always sneak up on me and I forget to post them. Well take this, faulty memory! I remembered that the next clinic is Saturday, November 14 from 10-11am where they’ll be making a toy car garage. As always, space is limited, so register online if your kids want to attend tomorrow.

[via the freebie calendar]

ShopText has another freebie available this week. All you have to do is text BETTY to 467467 and you’ll receive a free Betty Crocker cookie mix recipe booklet. I’d be surprised if these didn’t come with a few coupons inside as well. I don’t understand why anybody would bother with a cookie recipe though. Are you telling me there’re people who have enough willpower to not eat the cookie dough?

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If the free Beastie Boys album wasn’t enough of a musical freebie for you, how about a code for a free Amazon song download? Just use code CMAAWARD and you’ll be able to download one of over 3,000 CMA nominated country songs.

You’ll probably be able to download any song you want, not just a country tune, but I’m not 100% sure. It’s kind of like my belief that El Nino is the cause of all the world’s problems. I haven’t been able to “prove it” with “facts,” per say, but I’m darn confident about my theory!

EDIT: It looks like the credit will only be used if you get one of the 3000 songs I linked to above.

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Pinnacle Foods has a new $5 in coupons rebate offer running since their previous one just expired. All you have to do is purchase five of the brands below before 12/7/09 and then send in the rebate form before 1/7/10. The qualifying brands are:

• Armour
• Duncan Hines
• Log Cabin
• Mrs. Butterworth’s
• Open Pit
• Vlasic

Like before, if you already buy any of these products, you might as well get some free coupons! If it helps, there are $0.50/1 Vlasic and $0.75/1 Duncan Hines Whole Grain Muffin Mix coupons available on SmartSource.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to leave for a few hours. I have an appointment with my, ahhhh, optometrist. Yeah! His name? Doctor … Sandman? Fine, you caught me. I was going to go take a nap… Thanks for blowing my cover!

You know those days where you can’t keep your eyes open no matter how many IV drips of coffee you have going? Yeah, that’s my day so far. The odds of me taking an unscheduled nap at my desk within the next hour is near 43,000% I hope my laptop is not adversely affected by drool.

I’ll try waking myself up by blasting this free Beastie Boys DoubleCheck Your Head mashup album, but I doubt it’ll help. I can sleep through anything and plus the songs are … fairly … melodic … zzzzzz

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Take this coupon to your nearest Aveda store and get a free travel-size Rosemary Mint hand & body wash. There’s no way I’m getting this though. The last thing I need is temptation to eat my minty-smelling hands. I think we all remember the vanilla lotion incident of Ought Seven. I’m still paying off those hospital bills!

Edit on 11/17: Please read the SeeHere Updates post that I just published.

Freebies 4 Mom has scored a great deal for every freebie fan out there: how does 50 free 4×8 or 5×7 photo cards with free shipping from SeeHere by Fujifilm sound? All you have to do is use the code freebies4mom-1109 before Nov. 30 and your total cost for all 50 photo cards should be free. Just for reference, 50 custom cards normally run $39.50 before shipping, so we’re getting a $40+ deal here.

In addition, you can also get 100 free photo prints when you create a new account and use the promo code prints. This is a separate offer from the 50 free photo cards, so you’ll have to do two orders if you want to get this as well.

I normally hem and haw about sending holiday cards, but now I have no excuse, huh? My only qualm is that Christmas already gets enough attention. What about Boxing Day? Or Festivus?! That’s it, I’ve made up my mind. I’m going to create a card that reads “I got a lot of problems with you people!” and then send it to everyone I love the most. If they still talk to my afterwards, it’ll be a Festivus Miracle!

A lot of people are obviously using this code and as such, SeeHere’s site is a bit slow during the middle of the day. If you’re having trouble or getting errors, you may want to try at a later time. I haven’t ordered my cards yet, but will try to do so later this afternoon after the newsletter goes out.

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ShopText has a new freebie available via text messaging – simply text NATURAL to 467467 and you’ll get a free sample of Clorox Green Works laundry detergent.

I just realized I never wrote a guide to using ShopText, so look for that in the next few days. But until then, here’s a quick guide: you sign up for a free account on ShopText.com and then any time you want one of their freebies, you send a text message with the secret word. Their software matches your phone number to the address you used when signing up and automatically ships the freebie out to ya!

It’s kind of nifty and cool as long as you overlook how close we’re getting to creating Skynet.