Free i-cool Hot Flash Relief Cloths

Free i-cool Cloths

These free i-cool hot flash relief cloths are targeted towards women suffering from menopause or men named Goob who get flushed simply checking the mail.

Free Sparkling Ice Water & Powerbar

Free Sparkling Ice Water

That’s not a twinkle in my eye, that’s SavingStar’s free Sparkling ice water, lemonade, or iced tea. They must be in cahoots with Kroger, as they also are offering one of three free Powerbar flavors. Veteran Hiffers will recall I’m horrible at making choices, so I let me cat pick for me by walking on the keyboard. I can’t wait to get free lasd3un2 in a few weeks!

Free U By Kotex Sample Pack

Free U by Kotex Sample Pack

This is freebie was originally posted on May 22, 2013 & is still available!

There are actually six free U by Kotex sample packs you get to choose from, but they all look the same to me. Admittedly this isn’t my wheelhouse. You know what is though? Surprisingly it’s building square shacks.

Free Meta Health Bar

Free Meta Health Bar

CVS’ free Meta health bar is so meta, I expect to see it star in an episode of Community next month.

Free Beast Nutrition Supplement

According to a panel of experts consisting of me, the slogan for free Beast nutrition supplement is “AHHHHHH, A BEAST, RUUUUUUN!”

Free Jeep 2015 Calendar

Free Jeep 2015 Calendar

I’m not quite sure when the transformation took place, but somewhere along the way I went from being an active, rambunctious guy to somebody to blurts “oww, the sun hurts. Let’s go back inside” at least once a month. Maybe this free Jeep Wrangler 2015 calendar will help inspire me to get moving.

The site says you need to have a free Wrangler forum account to receive this, so you may want to sign up there as well if you especially want this freebie.

Free Green-Dex Gloves

Free Green-Dex Gloves

2015 IS AWESOME! I wake up to discover Back To The Future shoes will be on my feet soon and then this afternoon I find free Green-Dex gloves. I’m clueless how gloves will build a deck for me and I’m not too thrilled it’ll be green, but I’ll take what I can get.

Three Freebie Friday Offers!

Freebie Friday

Ladies and gentlemen … well, more like ladies and ladies, I have good news and bad news. The good news is SavingStar and Kroger are rolling their Freebie Friday offers over into 2015. The bad news is I have no bad news. Sorry :(

SavingStar starts us off with not only free Jiffy corn muffin mix but also free Land O Lakes cocoa! Kroger meanwhile is loading free belVita biscuits on customer cards.

Free Poetry Poster

I’m excited for today’s free poetry poster mainly for the alliteration as opposed to being a poetry fan. I’m not even sure I could name a single poet. Robbie Freeze? Amelia Ricketson? I know Edward Ellen Pope is a famous one. Oh yeah, Salt Shitman!

Free Optimal Solutions Gummies


*rolls off couch, crawls halfway towards kitchen*


*lapses into sugar-induced coma*

I may have eaten one too many dozen cookies during the holidays. I’d hoped to find some free vitamins today to start balancing it all out, but I guess I’ll settle for some
free Optimal Solutions gummies meant to fortify my hair, skin, and nails. I think that deserves a celebratory cookie!