Free Jamocha Shake at Arbys

Free Arby's Milkshake

Arby’s 50th anniversary is right around the corner, which is why they’re giving away free Jamocha shakes tomorrow, Wednesday, July 23. … Wait, you’re telling me 50th anniversaries are celebrated with milkshakes instead of gold?! Interesting. My fear of commitment seems to have magically vanished.

No purchase is necessary and you can show the coupon on your phone, hence saving ink, trees, and time not wasted on kicking your printer for refusing to connect.

Free Emergen-C Samples

Free Emergen-C Samples

EDIT: This freebie from February (and beyond) is still active!

Every year I tell my brothers these free Emergen-C vitamin “supplements” are bull. Yet they always end up in our supply bag whenever we go camping and every morning I end up drinking one. I don’t know if that says more about them or me.

140 Free Kellogg’s Family Rewards

Free Kellogg's Points

Codes GETFUELFORSCHOOL and TOTALLYHOTSUMMER together add 120 points to your Kellogg’s Family Rewards account. Furthermore, there’s an older code worth 20 points that I just found: AMAZINGSPIDERMAN. All were shared with me via our ongoing collection of Kellogg’s codes, so any thanks should be forwarded on to your fellow Hiffers! If they’re anything like me, they’re mainly powered by compliments and whiskey.

And just to keep the Kellogg ball rolling, here are all their active coupons I could find today.

Free Weleda Skin Food

Free Weleda Sample

Target is channeling their inner zombies and offering free Weleda skin food. And here I was told all these years that obsessively chewing the skin around my fingernails was bad for me.

Free Snack Cup & Soda

SavingStar Friday Freebie

While looking at my second monitor, I incorrectly placed my hands on the keyboard and proceeded to type “Dr. Oeooer” for the Kroger freebie below. If you’re a marketer looking to name a new product, that suggestion is on the house. Any guesses on what kind of item it’d work best for?

  1. SavingStar – Free Keebler or Cheez-It Snack Cup
  2. Kroger – Free Dr. Pepper or 7-UP Ten

Also random sidenote, but is HIF running insanely slow for anybody else today or do I have the fine folks over at Time Warner to thank for my Internet speeds?

Try Your Luck Thursday 07/17

I’m home on a Thursday for what feels like the first time this summer! Let’s celebrate by winning some awesome stuff. As usual, I’ve included many contests that end fairly soon. Good luck!

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$3000 in Visa gift cards from Expedia – Three lucky winners will win a $1,000 Visa git card! This one ends at 9:00pm ET tonight, so don’t pull a Goob and procrastinate too much before registering. (July 17)

$1,000,000 from Marlboro – Not only are they dishing out freebies left and right, but Marlboro is giving away a million bucks, a Jeep Rubicon, cameras, tablets, and more. (Aug. 10)

$1,000,000 from Wyndham – And just in case you don’t win the offer above, here’s yet another shot at a cool million :) (Sept. 15)

Free vacation to the Grand Canyon or Carnival Cruise from Arnicare – Weekly winners receive Arnicare freebies while one grand prize gets a five-day trip to the Grand Canyon or a six-day cruise! (July 31)

  1. Pillsbury 2015 Calendar (Dec. 15)
  2. LG G3 smartphone, valued at $599 (July 17)
  3. Amazon Kindle Fire HDX 7″ (July 17)
  4. 1971 Chevrolet Camaro, valued at $98,000 plus a trip to Las Vegas. (Aug. 22)
  5. Five night trip to Fiji (July 19)
  6. 1 of 4 vacation getaways, each valued at $3,000. (Aug. 17)
  7. Harry Potter Quidditch poster and jersey (July 20)
  8. Lenovo Y50 4K notebook, valued at $1400 (July 17)
  9. Crock-pot slow cooker (July 19)
  10. $200 Simon Malls VISA gift card (July 21)
  11. Eli’s Body Shop Organic Skin & Hair Products valued at $207 (Aug, 4)
  12. Trip for 2 to LA and visit the set of a TV Land show (July 18)
  13. SRT Viper, valued at $102,000 (July 31)
  14. 1 of 5 NCredible tablets (July 22)
  15. $250 American Express gift card (July 18)
  16. $500 Whole Foods Market Gift Card (July 31)
  17. 24 round trip Southwest Airlines tickets, worth $9,600 (July 24)
  18. Gibson acoustic guitar, worth $2,200 (July 21)
  19. Kevin Michael acoustic guitar, worth $2,400 (July 21)
  20. 18kt white gold diamond ring (July 18)

A Makeation Adventure Camp from Craftsman – One lucky winner goes to California for four days hangs with a celebrity (does’t say who though, haha), can attend six “Making Classes” consisting of: Whiskey Making; Cigar Rolling; Blacksmithing; Grilling; Survival tactic and Woodworking and takes home one personalized Craftsman Gift Package. Retail value is $4,999. (July 23)

Whiskey making, grilling, and cigar rolling in the woods. I just nearly fainted.

Free Tena Sample Pack

Free Tena Sample Pack

EDIT: Last October’s sample pack is still available!

Your free Tena sample pack will include some combo of wipes, wash, and undergarments depending on your answers to the first two questions. I know, it’s a lot of pressure, try not to panic or choke like yours truly. My hands are trembling over here.

*clicks link and freezes like a deer in headlights*

Free UPS My Choice 6-Month Membership

Free UPS Membership

It’s a slight pain to go through the registration process, but if you pull it off soon (it should only take 5 minutes, tops) then use code BLKZZMOT5 to get a free 6-month membership to UPS My Choice. I spend almost every waking hour working from home and I still somehow miss 95% of my packages, so this is definitely a nice freebie for yours truly.

I entered the promo code on the payment screen during registration and was able to submit the form without entering any credit card info since the charge was $0.00. That way they can’t charge us anything in six months, especially if I’m not able to find us another code! :)

If you already have an account, then click Tracking, then Access UPS My Choice. Next click Manage Delivery Address then wonder why it’s so incredibly buried as you finally click on Upgrade to Premium. NOW you’ll be able to enter the code and bump yourself on up.

5 Pampers Gifts To Grow Points

Free Pampers Gifts to Grow Points

Code TWIT89C7C87DA14 is worth 5 Pampers Gifts to Grow points while the two coupons below are worth $2.50 in savings! Together that makes … uh … let’s see … 14.2 Euros? Did I do that conversion right? No, wait, I need to convert that to Celsius first.

$0.50 off ONE Pampers Wipes 56 ct or higher

$2.00 off ONE Pampers Easy Ups Trainers

Free Tums Chewy Delights

EDIT: This offer from April 24, 2014 has returned to Facebook!

I don’t know about you, but the next time I feel the need to use some free Tums Chewy Delights, I don’t know much of a “delightful” mood I’ll be in.