Well that went better than expected. I'm back from the dentist already and not only was it relatively painless, but there were a few messages waiting to alert me about codes GTG5FREEPTS0810 and GTGCOUPONPOINTS that will give us 15 free Pampers Gifts to Grow points. So I think the lesson we can all take away here is that if we're ever in a freebie drought, I just need to have a few teeth yanked out to get things rolling again.
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