There are only a few minutes left before the newsletter goes out and I'm at a work conference, so no time for a joke. But I just found an offer for atoday only. You have to download the iPhone or Android app, log in, then go to the savings center to access the coupon. Make sure you wait until you're at the store to activate the coupon though because there's a 15 minute timer on it.
EDIT: Well, lots of Hiffers are saying this is dead for them. That sucks (though it's still showing up for me, so at least try!) but I did find some Ben & Jerry's free coupons!