Free Rachael Ray Every Day Magazine Subscription

Free Rachael Ray Every Day Magazine Subscription

RewardsGold vanished and Mercury Magazine said “hold my beer,” as they're now releasing a rare free Rachael Ray Every Day magazine subscription. It's not every day I find a new magazine offer that I've never posted to HIF before!

Maybe I should test this newfound luck. You know, it's not everyday I find a million dollars on my doorstep either!

*waits patiently by front door for hours*

Dang it.


Free Flip Personal Lubricant

Free Flip Personal Lubricant

The signup form for this free FLIP personal lubricant is all of the way at the bottom of the page. Look for the purple “Free Sample” button.

If you're not sure what to do with this, then I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees. See, the birds fly around in the trees while the bees fly around in the flowers.

I probably should note I never took sex ed.


Free Time Magazine Subscription

Free Time Magazine Subscription

Here's an incredibly rare freebie! For a limited time, you can sign up for a free Time magazine subscription, courtesy of Mercury Magazines.

It's nice a planet humans haven't even visited is already bestowing freebies upon us. I hope the rest of the solar system are taking notes, they could learn a thing or two. I'm looking at you, Neptune!

As with all MM freebies, after submitting your address on the 3rd page, you'll get a “special offers” section and a popup that you can ignore & skip. You should then get a confirmation message, meaning you're all set!


Free Lime Helmet

Free Lime Helmet

Lime, one of the new rent-a-scooter companies popping up everywhere, is giving away 250,000 free helmets if you pledge to wear them. I don't ride that many scooters, but I do fall down all the time. Think Lime will be cool with me just wearing my helmet around the house?

You should get a confirmation email saying all 25,000 helmets have been given away. But that was the previous free helmet promo Lime ran in November 2018, this is a new offer that launched today with 10x the amount of freebies. It looks like they forgot to update their email.


Three Free Bruegger's Bagels

Three Free Bruegger’s Bagels on Jan. 31

It's time for a delicious annual freebie! We've grown to expect an awesome freebie from Bruegger's in celebration of their birthday, but it's a tough act to follow. Year in and year out, my February 7th birthday always comes right after Bruegger's. I don't get it! Even on leap years.

Like clockwork, my friends will come over, we'll hang out, and before long people are asking where their three free Bruegger's bagels are. I think it's time I get some friends who don't know what my day job is.

In order to get your 3 free bagels, sign up in advance and you'll receive a coupon valid from open until 11am on 1/31/19. You can then print the coupon or present it in-store on your mobile phone and you'll snag some free bagels.

It's also worth pointing out Brugger's offers a great birthday freebie as well.


Free Wildflower Bookmark

Free Wildflower Bookmark

The Nature Conservancy of Arizona is offering free wildflower bookmarks that you can stick in a book or the ground.

Yep, you read that correctly! Not only will this bookmark keep your pages straight, but it will also sprout wildflowers if planted in soil.

I'm no scientist, but I feel like a bookmark that grows flowers is one step closer to the fabled Money Tree! With my luck, my Money Tree will only grow rubles.


Free Olay Sample Pack

Free Olay Sample Bundle

Over the years, various free Olay sample bundle packs have included the following freebies:

  • Sample of Fragrance Free
  • Olay Whips
  • Deep Hydrating Eye Gel
  • Daily Facial Cleansing Cloths

Their most recent sample offer was in 2019, so I feel confident saying Olay still gives away freebies regularly. While we wait for their next release, here are some of our older Olay jokes from previous samples.


This free Olay Total Effects Anti-Aging body wash promises to have “7 skin benefits,” so in the interest of science, I'm going to try and guess all seven.

  1. Dirt and grim are washed off.
  2. Leaves a thin, temporary fire-resistant coating.
  3. Four words: Glow in the dark!
  4. With every wash, you look three days younger.
  5. Contains 100% daily value of zinc, iron, and fiber – and they're all absorbed through your skin!
  6. Can burn off unwanted moles, freckles, and body hair with focused scrubbing.
  7. May result in free transformation of feet into flippers!

How many do you think I got correct? Five?


Walmart's free Olay Total Effects body wash offer got me wondering. How many other people pretend they're bullfighting and repeatedly shout “olay!” in the shower while using this product? Only me? Hmmm, I think y'all are missing out.

[Thanks to Hiffer Holly for sending this in!]


Free Pair of Glasses

Free Pair of Glasses via Coastal.com

Current Coastal Deals

The best way to find the cheapest Coastal offers and active promo codes is to use these direct links to their weekly deals and sales page along with this direct link to their coupon codes page.

If you want a pair of designer glasses, code B2S40 will give you 40% off frames + 40% off select lenses.

For buying contact lenses, code BRILLIANT12 will take $10 off any order $99+.


If you've never placed an order with Coastal.com, you should know that you still qualify for a free pair of regular frame prescription glasses (all you pay is shipping, which should come under $15). I think it's one of those inalienable rights the Founding Fathers bestowed upon us, along with freedom and the ability to throw away green beans whenever you want because they're gross.

It's not just for adults either! In addition to almost 400 pairs of free adult frames, they have 39 eligible ones for children as well. Just in time for school too, so no more “Mom, I'm failing math because I can't see” excuses. I know that one worked wonders for me from the 5th to 7th grade.

Free Pair of Glasses

In order to get a free pair of Coastal.com glasses, you need to:

  1. Click the link above, then click “shop free glasses” on the left.
  2. Pick your glasses from the available frames and enter coupon code FIRSTPAIRFREE at checkout.

The code should work through the end of the month and note you'll need to pay shipping, but the glasses themselves are free.

You can also use the code to get an additional 10% off any upgrades. If this is your first time buying glasses online, then have fun looking like an idiot in front of a mirror. It's totally worth it though. I'd been wearing the same broken pair of glasses since high school, so it was hard passing up an $80+ free pair of glasses like this!


2019 Entertainment Coupon Book only $19!

The 2019 Entertainment.com coupon book is on sale for only $5, with free shipping, through July 31, 2019. Get yours today and make your money by using a single coupon in many cases! This is also the cheapest these books will be a full year out.


Sorry for not getting this posted earlier or any freebies over the end of last week. I was a bit sad and catatonic in bed. 🙁 I lost my other pup in May and let's just say 2018 has fucking sucked.


Free Snickers Bar

Free Snickers Bar

Facebook must have released some sort of new promotional chat system, because Snickers is now the second company using it this month to give away free Snickers candy bars!

In order to get yours, head over to this photo and click on the first “learn more” link. I had to come back and click the link a second time, but either way it should trigger an automatic conversation with a robot (which sounds like half of my first dates lately…) where the end result is you possibly scoring a coupon good for a free Snickers!

You'll get to pick from either a snail mail or printable coupon, which is way better than waiting 6 to 8 weeks for a melted Snickers to show up in your mailbox. True story. All my OG Hiffers out there can remember the early years of freebies!


Free Skittles candy coupon

Free Skittles

For today only, we can request a coupon for a free pack of Skittles.

To get your free Skittles candy, do the following:

  • Click the large, blue “Send Message” button on the right side. It's directly beneath the big Skittles logo.
  • Click “Get Started” in the pop up message.
  • Click “Trick Play!”
  • Click “Sign me up!”
  • Click “Yes” to check if any free Skittles remain.
  • If there are any, you can choose from “Instant coupon” or “Mail me a coupon.” It's totally up to you, but I went with mail.
  • Click “Get Your SKITTLES” and enter your mailing info.

Your free coupon should arrive in 4-5 weeks and will be valid for a single Skittles item, up to a maximum value of $1.20!

Good luck!


Free Merry Christmas Window Cling

Despite the insanely overblown video on their site, I'm a member of the “say whatever you want this time of year” camp. Be it Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or Blorp McGlavin. So if wishing people at your front door a Merry Christmas sounds good to you, sign up for a free Merry Christmas window cling from CBN.

I'll get looking for one of those Blorp stickers next.