Here's a returning offer for free Poise Impressa bladder supports. Note this is a different offer than the classic free Poise sample kit, which you can request once every six months!
Double the Poise freebies? Color me impressa'd!
Get tons of free health and fitness samples from dozens of brand name products. These freebies are available for anybody with a US mailing address.
Here's a returning offer for free Poise Impressa bladder supports. Note this is a different offer than the classic free Poise sample kit, which you can request once every six months!
Double the Poise freebies? Color me impressa'd!
Ventyv is giving away free samples of latex gloves. It looks like they also gave away a few vowels in their company's name. There are a ton of glove options to choose from and you best believe I struggled to pick between elephant, octopus, and seal.
This looks to be a freebie for glove distributors, so if you sign up make sure to use your freebie email and phone number.
Sampler.io is giving free Clinere ear cleaner to certain members who qualify.
I struck out, kinda like the Mariners over the past two decades. I clearly wasn't in Clinere's demographic. Unfortunately, I have no idea who they're looking for, so good luck.
That last sentence perfectly sums up my dating life!
If you partake in smoking dank, chronic reefer bud then you might be interested in some free Boveda “herb” humidity control packets. Place these inside an airtight container with your flower and it helps prevent your tree from quickly drying out.
Samples should ship out in 3-4 weeks, but please keep in mind that coronavirus may potentially delay shipping. look at how many samples they sent me!
The Carefree and Stayfree sample packs were really popular back in the day. They're not available at the moment, but I'll update this post when the next sample drops. While we wait for the next free tampon samples, here are some classic jokes from earlier giveaways. You can also print free Carefree coupons and free Stayfree coupons from their sites.
CVS is offering a free Carefree and Stayfree sample pack. What's the difference between the two? Well one cares about you being free while the other helps you stay free … of feral orangoutangs. And man-eating couches. They make no promises about insane chimney sweepers though.
Here's a new link for an old free Carefree Liners and Stayfree Pads offer. That generally means the freebie is available, as does an old link for a new freebie. An old link for an old freebie means it's expired but a new link for a new freebie is perfect! And if I ever explain something as simple as this again that means I didn't have anything witty to say so I decided to ramble and hope nobody noticed!
It's weird enough when I sign up for feminine freebies like these free Stayfree Ultra Thin Regular with Wings. But what am I supposed to do when they ask questions such as “Which of the following is your primary form of feminine protection?” or “The following best describes your use of pads…” That last question unfortunately didn't include an answer of “I set them on my dog's head and see how long she lets it stay.”
Warning: While signing up for this free Stayfree Ultra Thin Overnight sample, do not start simultaneously humming Free Bird and Free Fallin' to yourself. They're great songs on their own, but they really don't go together. Plus this mashup doesn't help with my perpetual problem of remember what decade it is.
Healthcare workers and first responders can request some free Liquid I.V. You'll need to upload an image of your medical or first responder badge in order to qualify for this sample. If you are not a medical worker or first responder, please do not request this freebie.
Now, let's all watch a British broadcaster narrate his dogs eating dinner.
I was bored. pic.twitter.com/bVoC0hyNzC
— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) March 27, 2020
Every year I tell my brothers these free Emergen-C vitamin drink “supplements” are bull. Yet they always end up in our supply bag whenever we go camping and every morning I end up drinking one.
They taste ridiculous, I swear to everyone within earshot they don't work, and yet I drink one every single morning. It's like a ritual at this point.
For the record, I almost went with a “but what if it's an emergency and I need my Emergen-C now!” joke, but then realized that was horrible. Don't worry, I punched myself in the arms as punishment. They should have stopped me from even typing it!
For this 2019 version, we get a sample of their new Emergen-C Protein Fuel & Superfoods.
While on vacation last year, a buddy of mine ate some pine nuts and things got dicey for a hot minute. He was fine, but we got to talking about how expensive EpiPens had become. For some, it's gotten to the point where this life-saving measure to allergic reactions has been priced out of their budget, which blew my mind.
Apparently the Freebie Gods weren't too pleased either! Today I stumbled across this free Auvi-Q epinephrine injection offer where you can get the shot for free as long as you meet the following criteria.
All eligible commercially insured patients can get Auvi-Q for $0 out of pocket, no matter how high your deductible!
If you believe you qualify, print out this enrollment form and take it with you to your next doctor's visit. You can then either have the free Epipen sent directly to your home or pick it up from a Walgreen's Pharmacy.
If you opt for home delivery, the AUVI-Q direct delivery service will call or text you to schedule your delivery.
All you have to do is print out a free drug card and take it to any participating pharmacist (CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid, Costco, most grocery chains, and thousands of independent retailers) to get a free discount on your prescription drugs.
You can even print out a free pet drug card! 🐶 🙀
I'll write a longer post on this soon, but most savings are anywhere in the 10-30% range with some drugs going as high as 85%! That should tell us all we need to know about some drug's markups, but I digress…
Again, this is only for Hiffers without health insurance, but it's 100% free and all you have to do is print out a card at home or use the mobile app!
Quitting your smoking habit is a tough addiction to shake. Luckily, there are many state programs available to help you! Depending on where you live and your health conditions, you may qualify for various free nicotine replacement therapy (NRT) in the form of patches, gum, or lozenges.
These effective methods have been shown to make quitting smoking easier for many and can literally help add years to your life. NRTs have been shown to help stop smoking cigarettes, e-cigs, cigars, and every other way nicotine is consumed.
Tobacco users who use quitline services are 60% more likely to successfully quit compared to those who attempt to quit without help. The United States Community Preventative Services Taskforce recommends quitline interventions based on 71 study trials of telephone counseling that show their effectiveness. source
There are three nicotine replacement therapies (NRTs) available over the counter, which are also the three most likely free NRTs offered by your state.
Of the states offering free NRTs, almost every single one of them offered nicotine patches. I'd say most offered at least one of the other options, with maybe half in total offering all three for free.
A few select states offer Nicorette-type items. I just realized Nicorette is a combo of nicotine and cigarette. I wonder if other companies follow that pattern. Let's see. Gillette: gilled gazette. Triscuit: tricky biscuit. Kinkos: kinky hoes? Yeah, I don't think this is panning out.
There are four additional medications available by prescriptions, only a very few of which are given away on the state level for free.
While my research wasn't exhaustive, I only found a few states offering these methods for free. Delaware offers all four (spray, inhaler, Buproprion, and Varenicline) while Nevada offers the spray and inhaler. Finally, I think South Dakota and Wyoming offer Buproprion.
Below I've listed out every state along with info on getting your free NRTs.
If you prefer getting help and free resources by phone, then try 1-800-QUIT-NOW (1-800-784-8669). This toll-free number will connect you directly to your state quit line. All 50 states have quit lines staffed with trained coaches who provide information and help with quitting.
All of these state programs have both telephone and online coaching to help motivate you and answer any questions you have, such as what are the nicotine patches side effects or what's the best nicotine patches dosing, etc.
To help fight your addiction, almost every state offers free quitting kits, classes, coaching, and actual NRTs.
Note: Most states offering free nicotine quitting tools require you to be at least 18 years old. As such, I only list age requirements below when they differ from 18+ minimums.
Also, if you end up down the gum route, make sure you don't accidentally get it confused with your normal gum. My dad once had these and I'm not a smoker, so it was a bit of a shock when I ate some garlic bread one afternoon and borrowed a piece of gum to get the flavor out of my mouth. Next time, I think I'll just stick with the garlic breath.
Pill Club is a prescribing service, medication fulfillment, and program that offers free delivery of birth control packages along with fun little gifts and goodies each month! They're a HIPAA-compliant pharmacy recognized by the National Association of Boards of Pharmacy (NABP) with multiple pharmacy boards to dispense medication nationwide back by their Stanford physicians.
Their FAQ provides a full explanation, but long story short it allows anybody with health insurance to receive their birth control delivered straight to their house each month – all for free! They ship to all 50 states and can even prescribe birth control in 37 states!
For those without insurance, Pill Club can still cover your birth control needs for a very low out-of-pocket cost. They offer a $15 consultation fee and birth control can start as low as $20 for a 3-months supply.
However, for those with insurance, you can get birth control for free!
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If you already have an existing birth control prescription, then simply create an account and fill out your profile. They have tons of brand names pills to choose from, but if you don't see your pill of choice, you can send in a picture of whatever you need and they'll help fulfill it.
From reviews I've read, the packaging is very discreet as well. These free pills will come in a white box or envelope that reads “The Operations Team” as the return address, so there's no indications it's birth control.
In addition to Pill Club, there are a few other services that offer the same free birth control! Nurx says you “get your first pack for $5 or free with insurance.”
Hers is a slightly more pricey offering that also includes prescription skincare, sex health, and hair care products.
Finally, Twenty Eight Health is another free birth control program that used to be Simple Health. However, after their recent pivot to birth control, they've expanded to 71 different brands of pills!
From 2010-2015, I found six different free Biotrue contact lens solution freebies. They don't really show up anymore, but there's still an official site offering the best Biotrue samples and offers I can find! It's usually in the $2-3 range, which is good enough to get a trial size product for free at most stores.
If you have a nearby Walmart that sell travel-sized Biotrue contact solution, then get this $2 coupon that will result in free Biotrue contact solution. I've never heard of this but I just saw a commercial on TV for it so it has to be legit.
Then again, anybody can run commercials now thanks to Google TV ads. Which reminds me – I need to make one for HIF! I'll be sure to let you know when to catch it at 5am on your local access channel.
The free Biotrue contact solution offer is back. You have to answer that you've never tried Biotrue before and then it should say you qualify for a sample. If it says you only get a coupon, then the offer has expired yet again. If it says you dance like a gerbil, then I think you ended up on the wrong site somehow.
Target is now offering free Biotrue contact lens solution and this might be my new favorite repeating freebie. I think I've run out of solution four times this year only to find a freebie in the back of my medicine cabinet. Exciting stuff, huh? The life I lead full of intrigue and excitement would make 10 year old Goob pleased.
This free Biotrue contact solution reminds me of how, as a child, I wanted nothing more than to live in a Biodome. Then the movie Bio-Dome came out. I wonder how many dreams that Pauly Shore movie squashed.
This offer constantly comes alive and then dies out. Click the “Try It” box then say you've never tried the contact solution. You'll either get a freebie or a $2 coupon.
When I heard last night that Target was offering free Biotrue contact lens solution, I said “who is that?! Who's there?! GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!”
Turns out it was just the wind. Living alone is a tad creepy.
I love the confirmation message. “Did you know that 9 out of 10 prefer Biotrue over their usual lens solution? People can’t stop talking about how great it makes their contact lenses feel.” Really? I've worn contacts since I was 13 years old and have spent a grand total of 24 seconds talking about my lens solution, all of which were spent on this post.
The signup form for this free FLIP personal lubricant is all of the way at the bottom of the page. Look for the purple “Free Sample” button.
If you're not sure what to do with this, then I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees. See, the birds fly around in the trees while the bees fly around in the flowers.
I probably should note I never took sex ed.