How is it that every time I go to buy new contacts, I can never find a coupon for the type that I have to wear. Case in point, thiscoupon offer. I don't wear those! Where are the coupons for “contacts Goob is supposed to throw away once a month but ends up using for half a year or until they rip?” I could really go for some of those.
It's just now dawning on me that my trouble seeing the computer monitor might have nothing to do with it needing to be cleaned.