EDIT: Well, it's dead now!
The first 100,000 people to signup at noon est will get a coupon for free Coffee-Mate. I wouldn't worry about missing out if you're an hour or two late. Trust me, a hundred thousand is a lot. I've had at least that many different rejections from girls.
You're not my type. My dad says I'm not allowed to date until I'm 30. I think I'm allergic to you. And all of those were within the last week alone.