If you are one of the first 50,000 people to sign up, you'll receive a coupon good for one free Evol Burrito later on this year. Apparently they're a new product set to come out later this year from the same folks who gave away this free Bear Naked granola a while back, which was quite tasty! Unfortunately for me, I'm hungry now and the only thing I have in my fridge is a box of baking soda. Well … here goes nothing!
If anybody wants to go ahead and call 911 for me, I'd appreciate it.