EDIT: Looks like this promotion has ended 🙁
This free Iams pet food might be the first Start Sampling link I've been able to directly link to without creating a black hole of looping redirects. Maybe it's blind luck? A little skill? Oh screw it, the Freebie Gods chose to bless HIF with a present and I shall not question them. My pets thank them for the treats they will soon receive.
Oh great, my dogs are going crazy now. I talk out load as I type and when they heard me say “treats,” they got all excited. Crap, there they go again! Goob, stop saying treats. Blarg!