I came home this morning in an extremely bad mood, but my spirits were quickly raised when my dog jumped up in my lap and started licking me. Is there anything better than a dog? Maybe a dog that barks out $100 dollar bills, but I don't think scientists have identified the needed genetic mutations for that yet.
Since my dog's so awesome (and I'm sure yours is as well), I'm going to reward her with this. They'll send you a coupon to use the next time you go to the store. As a matter of fact, there are a few additional located here, so give them a look over as well.