The U.S. Department of Health & Human Services is giving awayin either English or Spanish. I picked up a Spanish version for fun before remembering that being confused in a foreign language really isn't that fun. The last time I was in South America, I spent 20 minutes trying to pay for a subway ticket while the man behind the counter kept screaming “gratis, gratis!”
Long story short, I walked home that evening.
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