EDIT: They are now out of calendars.
Thisfrom Dilallo will not only help you keep track of important dates (like my birthday!), but it comes with coupons and recipes as well. The only thing that would make this calendar better is if all of the pictures were scratch-and-sniff.
Although, if you want an idea for how well I cook, here's how you can play at home. Upon receiving the calendar, find the most delicious looking meal, scratch the heck out of it, and then enjoy the aroma of slightly burnt paper. No matter what dish I make, they all tend to smell that way and only taste slightly better!