Hiffers, please gather everyone in your immediate vicinity around your monitor. I have monumental news that will soon spawn epic poems and a minimum of fourteen references in future history textbooks. You see, when I saw this, I knew I'd seen that name before and wondered if I'd recently publish this offer. So it was off to the HIF archives and holy guacamole! I was remembering last year's free calendar. Me! Vaguely recalling something from almost a year ago!
I think I need to take a break from all this excitement.