EDIT: Whoops, I thought I had marked this as dead already.
When I heard of a, I was reminded of those weak “honesty codes” or “truth contracts” that schools and companies get people to sign. Yeah, I'm never taking home a box of paperclips from the office because I signed a piece of a paper. What a bulletproof plan.
Oh, what about this freebie? I think it's free cereal or something. I'd research it a little more, but none of y'all tricked me into signing a “competence agreement!”